Ride the Cyclone Additional Character Information
These are character notes provided primarily for those planning to audition for the production of Ride the Cyclone.
The Amazing Karnak - non-singer, non-dancer/mover, actor
- Zodiac: n/a
- Catchphrase: "Your lucky number is seven. You will soar to great heights. Be sure to ride the Cyclone."
- The Atoner: The musical is his attempt to help the children in death in a way he couldn't in life.
- The Chessmaster: Karnak, by virtue of his fortune-telling ability, knows what will happen, and manipulates the characters so they turn out that way. Downplayed, since in life he was set in "Family Fun Mode", unable to do anything.
- Foreseeing My Death: Along with being able to predict the exact time, place, and cause of death of all his customers, The Amazing Karnak is also able to predict his own demise. At the start of the show he tells the audience he's got a little more than an hour before a rat chews through his power cable.
- Fourth-Wall Observer: Karnak's in-universe psychic powers allow him to serve as both a character in and the self-aware narrator of the show.
- Interactive Narrator: Karnak, whose precognition and apparent fourth wall awareness enables him to put on the show (which he refers to as "tonight's entertainment"), directly address the audience, narrate the children's lives and the events of their deaths, and script the events of the story, all while interacting with the cast as a character in his own right trying to help the children in death in a way he couldn't when they lived.
- Parting-Words Regret: Karnak's last words to the children in life were instructions to ride the cyclone roller coaster that he knew would kill them. As he was stuck on Family Fun Mode, he couldn't warn them. This is what motivates him to create the musical—an apology by way of eulogy.
- Trickster Mentor: To most of the children to some extent, but especially to Ocean. Most of his mischief and trolling at their expense is implied to be calculated, using his precognition to foresee how and when to provoke the children into opening up about themselves so they can best come to terms with what's happened to them
Ocean O'Connell-Rosenberg - Soprano singer, dancer, actor
- Zodiac: Capricorn, the ambitious nature
- Favorite Ride: Bumper cars
- Catchphrase: "Democracy rocks!"
- The "Most Successful Girl in Town". President of both the St. Cassian High School Student Council and Chamber Choir, Ocean is a brilliant go-getter (or a chronic over-achiever if you ask her peers) who strives for excellence in everything she does.
- Academic Alpha Bitch: She's a mean high school girl with the highest grade point average in her class.
- Berserk Button: Implying that every story does not, in fact, have a lesson. The reason why this causes her so much distress is likely because she's coming to terms with the so- called "meaninglessness" of her death, and is struggling to find value in it.
- Break the Cutie: She's an optimistic, naïve girl who
- Control Freak: To an extent. It's implied that it's at least partially influenced by her powerlessness against her death. She grapples with the apparent meaninglessness of life, her spirals into heavy denial upon a sudden death in a rollercoaster. own morality, and being the sole decision maker as to which of her classmates should live.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Ocean slowly warms up to her classmates over the course of the show, and emphasizes with their situations in a way she was unable to do before her death.
- Girlboss Feminist: Ocean spouts slogans about democracy, fairness, and political correctness while using her "I Am Great!" Song, a girl empowerment pop anthem, to put down all her fellow competitors — including a handicapped boy and her best friend — for the chance to be returned to life, arguing that because she is the only one who will have a successful life, she is the one worth saving. She is only told after the fact that the decision of who will be returned must be a unanimous vote amongst the people she just insulted.
- Go-Getter Girl: Ocean is a classic overachiever. She's been president of the choir for nearly four years, class president for two, and she plans to be the Prime Minister of Canada when she grows up.
- Hidden Depths: Most of Ocean's character at the beginning hinges on her being naïve, mean and full of herself.
- Hippie Name: Her " far-left-of-center Humanist" Hippie Parents saddled her with the name "Ocean."
- It's All About Me: Oh, yes. When Constance states that Ocean has no right to act as if she's suffering the most in the group, because they're all processing their respective fates, Ocean responds saying that, obviously, they're all affected Eventually subverted — after a lot of Break the Haughty, her Jerkass Realization causes her to realize she was wrong to only value success, choosing to truly be fair by voting to let Jane come back instead of voting for herself. But she's clearly self-sacrificing enough to reject the chance to come back to life, in favor of her classmate, Jane Doe, as she believes this to be the most moral option. very much by her death, and asks Constance to stop making everything about herself.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Ocean is self-absorbed, oftentimes unwittingly cruel, petty and shallow, but she's a genuinely good person who
- Jewish and Nerdy: She's a preppy overachiever, and (despite practicing three religions) her last name implies she's ethnically Jewish.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Played with. Ocean is intelligent and accomplished in her own right, but she's still privy to the shallow ideals and petty judgment common for seventeen- year-old girls.
- Legacy Seeker: Despite every member of the St. Cassian choir being rightfully distraught at their deaths, Ocean seems to be most affected by her lack of concrete accomplishments due to her young age.
- Never My Fault: One of her defining characteristics is an inflated perception of her own worth, and an inability to accept shortcomings.
- White Sheep: Discussed by Karnak when describing Ocean. The O'Connell-Rosenbergs aren't evil, per-se, they're just aged hippies trying their best to raise a kid in a carbon- neutral lifestyle in a podunk town in Saskatchewan. Ocean, by contrast, is a pushy, relentlessly self-centered overachiever who thrives on structure, order, and "democracy" (read: meritocracy). She excels when given a framework where she can measure her self-worth via her achievements, so she loved going to a rule-filled Catholic school.
Noel Gruber - Tenor singer, dancer, actor
- Zodiac: Pisces, sign of passion
- Favorite Ride: Ferris wheel
- The "Most Romantic Boy in Town". The only gay guy in all of Uranium, Noel yearns to leave his boring job at Taco Bell and the drab world of Sasketchewan behind for a life of glamour and extravagance.
- Catchphrase: "Being the only gay man in a small rural high school is like having a laptop in the stone age. I mean sure, you can have one, but there's nowhere to plug it in..."
- Anything That Moves: In "Noel's Lament", his persona is an attractive, highly promiscuous prostitute.
- Bad Girl Song: Played with. "Noel's Lament" has Noel working as a prostitute, drinking, doing drugs, swearing and stabbing his pimp ten consecutive times, but in reality, Noel is a meek virgin who hasn't even had a sip of alcohol.
- Eccentric Artist: As Monique Gibeau, his post-WWII prostitute alter ego. She writes poems to burn by firelight.
- Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Played with. "Noel's Lament" shows him daydreaming about being a tragic French sex worker, who he describes as "a hooker with a heart of black charcoal".
- Iconic Outfit: His dress in "Noel's Lament".
- Le Film Artistique: He enjoys these, and his song, "Noel's Lament", is clearly derivative of certain tropes in arthouse films.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Downplayed, but he's clearly fascinated by morbid and tragic things, likely because he has little experience with them growing up in a boring, sheltered small town. He considers Mischa pointing out how tragic his life was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to him.
- Will They or Won't They?: In his song, he has noticeable sexual tension with Mischa Bachinski. This continues throughout the rest of the show, depending on the production.
Mischa Bachinski - baritone/bass singer, dancer, actor
- Zodiac: Leo, sign of aggression
- Favorite Ride: Shooting gallery
- Catchphrase: "My gangsta persona is just armor to conceal that I am a naked child wandering through the wilderness, holding in my hands my wounded, fragile heart."
- The "Angriest Boy in Town". A teenager recently adopted from Ukraine by parents who thought they were getting a toddler, Mischa maintains a strained relationship with his new family and a reputation for angry outbursts.
- Adoption Angst: Mischa's adoptive Canadian parents thought they were getting a two-year-old Ukrainian toddler. Instead they got Mischa, with a "five o'clock shadow and a hint of alcohol on his breath." Since they can't send him back, they do what they consider the next best thing and ignore him, leaving meals outside his basement room and shooing him away whenever he tries to speak to them.
- Dark and Troubled Past: His backstory is significantly darker than those of his classmates, who mostly led boring lives before the accident.
- Even the Guys Want Him: He's an attractive guy, and Constance and Noel both show some degree of interest in him.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He has a bad boy reputation, but his love for Talia and support of the choir kids show he's actually a gentle person beneath all the masculine posturing.
- Ladykiller in Love: Despite portraying himself as a charismatic, suave player in "This Song is Awesome", Mischa seems to be a one-woman man after meeting Talia, his long-distance girlfriend from Ukraine.
Ricky Potts - Baritone singer, dancer, actor
- Zodiac: Gemini, the dual nature
- Favorite Ride: Gravitron
- Catchphrase: "Level up!"
- The "Most Imaginative Boy in Town". Suffering from childhood trauma and a self imposed mute, Ricky copes by maintaining a vivid inner life of fantasy and self-expression.
- Healthy in Heaven: Arriving in limbo, Ricky discovers that his desire to stay mute has passed and He no longer needs to hide his authentic self. He spends the rest of the musical dancing, singing, and playing the accordion.
- Hormone-Addled Teenager: Ricky's unfulfilled make-a-wish request was to "make love in zero gravity," and his song describes a fantasy wherein he plays a galaxy-hopping hero who saves a race of sexy cat-people with his "seed", later teaching them the ways of free love and intergalactic peace.
- Kindhearted Cat Lover: An odd variation, considering his fantasy involves making love to sexy cat women, but he grew up around cats and is the most pacifistic and gentle of the group.
- Wise Beyond Their Years: All his time spent with only his thoughts while alive has made him philosophical for a 16- year-old, with the other kids impressed by the depth of his thoughts once he is able to express them.
Jane Doe - Soprano singer, dancer, actor
- Zodiac: Aries, the lucky nature
- Catchphrase: "When the lioness has children, she stops making love to the lion. The lion gets jealous, sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You'd think this would upset the lioness; far from it. They make love again like the children never existed. I find that idea terrifying."
- A mysterious, emotionless, deeply creepy headless girl who appears beside the Choir in limbo. After being assigned the sole vote, Ocean chooses Jane to come back to life, as she is the only one without a full memory of her past.
- The Faceless: As her head was sliced off during the rollercoaster accident, she has no idea what her face looks like, so her features in the afterlife are based on her doll.
- Ghost Amnesia: Exaggerated — Jane arrives at the afterlife without a head because she was decapitated in the accident. She's missing all the memories of who she was in life, even her name and what she looked like.
Constance Blackwood- Alto singer, dancer, actor
- Zodiac: Scorpio, the secretive nature
- Favorite Ride: The Cyclone
- Catchphrase: "Sorry!"
- The "Nicest Girl in Town," Constance is a kind, considerate girl whose genuine affection for her hometown puts her at odds with her peers.
- Apologizes a Lot: Her literal catchphrase, as determined by Karnak, is "Sorry" (though she does use it more sarcastically at one point after punching Ocean).
- Beware the Nice Ones: Constance may be known as the "nicest girl in town," but she also has a resentful, subversive side. She punches Ocean (in the boob) in an act of pent-up aggression,
- Covert Pervert: She may be a sweetheart, but she's also not- so-secretly into porn and gets aroused by guy-on-guy kissing to the point of distraction. She's likely only covert due to her friendship with Ocean.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Constance may be known as the "nicest girl in town," but she also has a resentful, subversive side. She punches Ocean (in the boob) in an act of pent-up aggression, and reveals she had sex with an older man right before she died.
- Extreme Doormat: Constance has won the "Nicest Girl in Town" award in her class three years in a row because she's kind and thoughtful and friendly, but she also lets her best friend walk all over her. Her catchphrase is "sorry" for a reason.
- Nerd Glasses: Wears these in some productions, to emphasize her timid and sweet nature.
- Nice Girl: Before her death, Constance was primarily known for being the "nicest girl in homeroom", an award she'd won three times over. Secretly, she resented being belittled or cast aside for her kindness, as many people thought less of her for her positive view on the town.
- Shipper on Deck: Constance is clearly supportive of Noel and Mischa's budding relationship, as she excitedly comments on their kiss. This could potentially tie into a non- sexual version of Guy on Guy Is Hot.